luke's diner  Welcome to Luke's Diner, where you can find some of Lorelai and Rory's favorite things, like coffee and Danish. Today's breakfast special is French toast. The omelet caused too many problems. Have a seat--at an empty table--and Jess will be over to take your order as soon as he gets his lazy butt out of bed. You want coffee? Fine, but don't tell Lorelai. Grapefruit? This is a diner, buddy, not a spa. Hey, turn off the cell phone! Can't you read? The bagel hockey tournament is next week, and no, you can't put up fliers. Look, just read the menu, okay? We Love... 1. Originality 2. Accurate Characterization 3. Correct grammar and spelling 4. Good writing 5. Paragraphs "Block" formatted stories lead to confusion, particularly when dialogue is involved. In addition, every time a different person speaks, a new paragraph should be started. 6. Writers who write for themselves and people who love good plotting, not those reviewers who pressure authors into ruining their great ideas just so they can get what they wanted in the end, because they're impatient with plot development. 7. Fics that make us think, but not too hard. 8. Smut with plot! What a concept!